I SPEAK SARCASM FLUENTLY VINTAGE WASH

I SPEAK SARCASM FLUENTLY — Vintage Wash Drop Shoulder Tee

Fluent in sarcasm. Dressed in confidence.

For the ones who don’t need to explain their humor — this tee does it for you.
The “I SPEAK SARCASM FLUENTLY” vintage-wash t-shirt blends effortless attitude with high-end comfort. Made from luxury heavyweight cotton, it’s built with a relaxed drop-shoulder silhouette that gives off pure streetwear energy.

The vintage wash finish adds that worn-in, premium texture — like it’s been your favorite tee for years (without the wear).
The quote is printed front and center in DTG ink, bold enough to catch attention but clean enough to keep it cool.

Whether you’re layering it up or keeping it simple, this tee talks fluent style — with just the right touch of sarcasm.