NOT TODAY SNOW WASHED OVERSIZE HOODIE

NOT TODAY SNOW WASHED OVERSIZE HOODIE

Black / S
$60.00 USD
Skip to product information
NOT TODAY SNOW WASHED OVERSIZE HOODIE

NOT TODAY SNOW WASHED OVERSIZE HOODIE

$60.00 USD

NOT TODAY SATAN — Snow Wash Oversized Hoodie

Today is NOT the day

Oversized, snow-washed, and spiritually unavailable. The “Not Today Satan” hoodie is for days when your patience is low but your style is high. comfy, and perfectly worn-in, it delivers peak streetwear energy with a side of sarcasm. Whether you’re dodging negativity, bad vibes, or minor inconveniences, this hoodie does the talking so you don’t have to. Say it once, wear it often—talk tee me has entered the chat.

The snow-washed texture gives each piece a unique, vintage character — no two are identical. Centered across the chest, the bold DTG print says it all: you’re not competing; you’re setting the standard.

Perfect for everyday wear, styled with cargos, denim, or layered under a flannel — this tee keeps it real, confident, and effortlessly cool.




Fabric Thickness:Thick
Model:Oversized
Fabric:53% polyester, 42% cotton, 5% other fibers
Fabric Weight:10.5 oz/yd² (355 g/m²)

Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean

Notes:Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.

 

Size Chart

S M L XL 2XL
inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm
Chest 26.4  67  27.2  69  28.0  71  28.7  73  29.5  75 
Length 27.6  70  28.3  72  29.1  74  29.9  76  30.7  78 
Shoulder 22.4  57  23.0  58.5  23.6  60  24.2  61.5  24.8  63 
Sleeve length 24.0  61  24.4  62  24.8  63  25.2  64  25.6  65 
color
size