NOT TODAY SNOW WASHED OVERSIZE HOODIE
NOT TODAY SATAN — Snow Wash Oversized Hoodie
Today is NOT the day
Oversized, snow-washed, and spiritually unavailable. The “Not Today Satan” hoodie is for days when your patience is low but your style is high. comfy, and perfectly worn-in, it delivers peak streetwear energy with a side of sarcasm. Whether you’re dodging negativity, bad vibes, or minor inconveniences, this hoodie does the talking so you don’t have to. Say it once, wear it often—talk tee me has entered the chat.
The snow-washed texture gives each piece a unique, vintage character — no two are identical. Centered across the chest, the bold DTG print says it all: you’re not competing; you’re setting the standard.
Perfect for everyday wear, styled with cargos, denim, or layered under a flannel — this tee keeps it real, confident, and effortlessly cool.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 26.4 | 67 | 27.2 | 69 | 28.0 | 71 | 28.7 | 73 | 29.5 | 75 |
| Length | 27.6 | 70 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 | 30.7 | 78 |
| Shoulder | 22.4 | 57 | 23.0 | 58.5 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.2 | 61.5 | 24.8 | 63 |
| Sleeve length | 24.0 | 61 | 24.4 | 62 | 24.8 | 63 | 25.2 | 64 | 25.6 | 65 |